Welcome.

Hello, it's me: so called 'leaded yogurt', certified schizo-bro. I'm on a journey to uncover the horrors of the mysterious land known as ... CANADA. The rest of the time I'm either: ∙ Whittling, ∙ Photoshoping ∙ Making videos that try to be spooky ∙ teaching my dog silly tricks. Make sure to buy a tinfoil hat at the giftshop.
We Use Panning Here BTW

In case you were feeling comfortable, remember: anonymity is a sham, you are being watched, this place is just a confession dial, we are illusionary.

Enjoy!