Hello, it's me: so called 'leaded yogurt', certified schizo-bro. This is my redthread board, where everything comes together and everything just makes sense. I'm on a journey to uncover the horrors of the mysterious land known as ... CANADA. The rest of the time I'm either: ∙ Whittling, ∙ Photoshoping ∙ Playing the ULTRAKILL Demo for the 300th time (I cant afford games) ∙ Making videos that try to be spooky, but just end up being funny or ∙ teaching my dog silly tricks. Make sure to buy a tinfoil hat at the giftshop, and play my games that don't subliminally program you.
I FINALLY ADDED PANNING (try it)
Not me, but a cool pic.
Programming
A snake clone where the apples try to eat you.
Tutorials
A collection of some javascript tutorials that can make YOUR website look better.
This image was taken near Peyto Lake. I spotted a giant alien-looking tripod thing in distance. There were also some other weird, dare I say, paranormal sightings there.
Picture of a monster a friend of mine ran into. He hasn't been the same ever since; weird ticks and I swear he's gotten paler.
This is something I photographed at night. I think its the explanation for all of the dead birds I've been seeing around. It only seems to drink their blood as there is never any left in the corpses. If I had to give it a dramatic name, I'd call it the 'Blight of the Heavens'
The last few months (as of September 2024), I've been capturing and detaining some creatures that rome around. I've also employed a few people to help me. You'll never hear their names or see even the censored versions of their faces due to their government connections; they can't let anyone know they work with me. As for the legality of this, it might classify as animal abuse, but I'm sure these things aren't animals. I have some stolen NASA footage coming out soon.
Isn't my dog just so cute?
Kasey is always hanging around the kitchen, so we taught her to cook. This was before she grew her third eye, of course.
This is a background I made for Hawaii part II by Miracle Musical. 1920x1080 at full resolution. Downloads automatically.
The Aurora Borealis has come to ███████! These are some nice pictures I took og it. Don't mind the quality on some of them, can camera isn't that good in the dark. Feel free to download these and use them as backgrounds or something. Also click them for a fullscreen view if you haven't figured that out yet.
Noice Ultragreen one. Had to go outside of the city to get all of these.
This is the final one worth noting. Took this one a tripod I think.
This was taken near Peyto. What baffles me more than it's existence is the question of who put up the sign.
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